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一個女人需要一個男人來滿足她所有的慾望；一個男人需要所有的女人來滿足他的一個慾望。網路文章If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman如果你親她，那你就沒有紳士風度If you don''t, you are not a man可是如果你不親她，那你就不算男子漢！If you praise her, she thinks you are lying如果你讚美她，她會認為你G2000只是在奉承她If you don''t, you are good for nothing但要是你不讚美她，那你就一無是處了！If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing如果你對她的話完全同意，那她就會跩的像二五八萬If you don''t, you are not understanding要是你不同意，那就表示你根本不善解人意If you make romance, you are 辦公室出租an ''experienced man''如果你很會製造羅曼史，你就一定是情場老手If you don't you are half a man如果不會，那你根本還不夠格做一個男人If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring如果你太常去找她，她會覺得煩膩If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing但是如果你不去找她，酒店經紀她會責備你欺騙她的感情If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy你要是穿的帥一點，她會說你是花花公子If you don't, you are a dull boy如果不是，那你只是笨頭笨腦的男孩子If you are jealous, she says it's bad如果你吃醋，她會說這樣是不對的If you don't , she thinks you do not love her可是褐藻醣膠如果不吃醋，她會認為你根本不愛她If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her如果你試圖對她示愛，她會認為你不尊重她If you don't, she thinks you do not like her要是你規規矩矩的，她又會覺得你不喜歡她If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait你若是遲到一分鐘，她會抱辦公室出租怨等的多累多苦If she is late, she says that's a girl's way要是她自己遲到了，她會說女孩子約會遲到是理所當然的If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel如果你去造訪別的女人，她會說你像個跟屁蟲If she is visited by another, ''oh it''s natural, we are girls''如果是賣屋別的男人造訪她，她會說"喔，這很自然啊，我們是女孩子家"If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold 如果你偶而才吻她一下，她會認為你這個人很冷漠If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage如果你吻她太多，她會叫說你佔她便宜If you fail to help her in crossing the 商務中心street, you lack ethics如果你過馬路的時候沒有照顧她，你是沒有道德感If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man''s tactics要是你小心照顧她過馬路，她會說這是男人的花招If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting你若是凝視某個女人，她會指責你是到處對女生調情If she is stared by 辦公室出租others, she says that they are just admiring如果是其他男人瞪著她看，她會說他們只是欣賞而已If you talk, she wants you to listen如果你說話，她希望你只要聽就好If you listen, she wants you to talk如果你只是傾聽，她又要你說話Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN''上天啊，你創照了這些叫做買房子女人的生物So simple, yet so complex既簡單又複雜So weak, yet so powerful如此柔弱，卻又如此強悍So confusing, yet so desirable讓人又惱又愛"O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"神啊，請告訴我該怎麼做。阿門！
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